I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
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