I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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