dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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