so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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