three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Church boner. Awkwardddd
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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