Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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