Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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