I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
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What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
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Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
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