I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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