I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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