it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
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