My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Use "feeling words"
Yay
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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