Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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