I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
she pinky promised me she was 18
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
