btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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