Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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