What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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