Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
i think my cat just said my name.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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