ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Randomize
