yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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