Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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