you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
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See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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