at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Randomize
