So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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