brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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