is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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