That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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