you're like a bully in the Christmas story
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
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I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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