I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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