You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
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How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
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Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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