she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
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I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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