i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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