Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
