tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
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I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me