This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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