Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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