I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
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As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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