So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
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He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
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this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm determined to sit on that face.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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