she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
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First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
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You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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