He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
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The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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