y did u give ur computer a hand job?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
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For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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