a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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