If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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