Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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