i think i have herpe
just one?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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