wake up i wanna do it froggy style
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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