people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
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I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
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He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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