I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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