I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
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he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
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so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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