I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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