yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I am midnight drunk by noon
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i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
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Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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