You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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