that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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