three words: i give head
three words: not that well
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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