we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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