i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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