Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Randomize
