god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
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we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
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You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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