please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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