I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
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Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
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The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Randomize