1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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