i barfeds in our rink
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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