maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Randomize
